Sunday, August 26, 2012

Wedding @ La Seratta

My husband and my maid of honor...

...like a crazy swan



Wedding accessories




Whiskey cream (yummy!)

Singer

...and me


Saturday, August 18, 2012

9 Words women say and men so often hear but never get :)


Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. Nothing means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
If you want to
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing).
That’s Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
Thanks
When accompanied by a smile, then a woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint, just enjoy the moment, however if the woman says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is pure sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all.
Whatever
Is a woman’s way of saying F– YOU!

Don’t worry about it, I’ve got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to # 3.

Monday, August 13, 2012

Cold mornings

It's almost the end of the summer. When did it pass so fast? Now these cold mornings remember me of the time when I couldn't wait to wake up and go to work. I used to love my job...
Now the cold of the morning wakes me up before the alarm and I have the same ritual: wash, make up, dress up and then leave home. Driving to other office, other colleagues, other job. Lots of thing are different but I think I'm just starting to like it!I know this because I wake up in a good mood pretty often :)
 (although I'm still missing my old colleagues!)

Friday, August 3, 2012

What Women Say And What They Really Mean…



We need – I want

It’s your decision – The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want – You’ll pay for this later
We need to talk – I need to complain
Sure… go ahead – I don’t want you to
I’m not upset – Of course I’m upset, you m*ron
You’re… so manly – You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You’re certainly attentive tonight – Is s*x all you ever think about?
I’m not emotional! And I’m not overreacting! – I’m on my period
Be romantic, turn out the lights – I have flabby thighs
Hang the picture there – No, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise – I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? – I’m going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? – I did something today you’re really not going to like
I’ll be ready in a minute – Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat? – Tell me I’m beautiful
You have to learn to communicate – Just agree with me
Are you listening to me!? – [Too late, you're dead.]
Yes – No
No – No
Maybe – No
I’m sorry – You’ll be sorry
I’m not yelling! – Yes I am yelling because I think this is important
In answer to the question “What’s wrong?”
The same old thing – Nothing
Nothing – Everything
Everything – My PMS is acting up
Nothing, really – It’s just that you’re such an asshole
I don’t want to talk about it – Go away, I’m still building up evidence against you
Can’t we just be friends? – There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again
I just need some space – … without you in it
Can you help me with my homework? – If I keep whining, the fool will do it for me
Do I look fat in this dress? – We haven’t had a fight in a while
No, pizza’s fine – Cheap bastard
I just do not want a boyfriend now – I just do not want (you as a) boyfriend
I don’t know, what do you want to do – I can’t believe that you have nothing planned
I don’t really mind where we eat – As long as it’s the place I’ve already decided on
I like you but… – I don’t like you
You never listen – You never listen
We’re moving too quickly – I am not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy in Bio has a girlfriend
I’ll be ready in a minute – I’am ready, but I am going to make you wait because I know you will
Oh Yes! Right there – Well, near there; I just want to get this over with
I’m just going out with the girls – We are gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends
There’s no one else – I am doing your brother
Size doesn’t count… – unless I want an orgasm

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Lykke Li - Tonight - Live acoustic take

Keep missing...

I keep missing my dad since he left us 9 months ago. Soon I'll have a nephew. My father should have been a grandpa. I really hope he is watching on us from up above.

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