Fine This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
Five Minutes If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
Nothing This is the calm before the storm. Nothing means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
If you want to This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
Loud Sigh This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing).
That’s Okay This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
Thanks When accompanied by a smile, then a woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint, just enjoy the moment, however if the woman says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is pure sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all.
Whatever Is a woman’s way of saying F– YOU!
Don’t worry about it, I’ve got it Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to # 3.
It's almost the end of the summer. When did it pass so fast? Now these cold mornings remember me of the time when I couldn't wait to wake up and go to work. I used to love my job...
Now the cold of the morning wakes me up before the alarm and I have the same ritual: wash, make up, dress up and then leave home. Driving to other office, other colleagues, other job. Lots of thing are different but I think I'm just starting to like it!I know this because I wake up in a good mood pretty often :)
(although I'm still missing my old colleagues!)